Call In Sick

Jae
22
North Carolina

Not all those who wander are lost.
niknak79:


Nailed it

niknak79:

Nailed it

(via unfollowlng)

trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

and a partridge in a pear tree.

(Source: trust, via jiggles-meow)

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via jayreptar)

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

(via alfie-kiwi)

snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

(via nazigangordie)

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via peonyhips)

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

(via illuminate-nox)