Call In Sick

Jae
22
North Carolina

Not all those who wander are lost.

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danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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I hope you don’t brush your teeth at that sink. That would be a bitch to clean tooth paste out of.

I hope you don’t brush your teeth at that sink.

That would be a bitch to clean tooth paste out of.

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

Location, location, location.

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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