Call In Sick
22
North Carolina
Not all those who wander are lost.
Oh my god.When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
(via notyouraveragelover)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
(via hanshotfirst327)
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
(Source: estebansraybans, via sm3lly-kat)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via darkredroom)
(Source: dormio, via yourlifeisbutyourown)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via punkdem)
