December 2011
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I’ve always wanted a shelf of sex toys in my home. Just to be awkward and weird, because lets face it: I am awkward and weird. I want an elaborate show casing of glass dildos and different colored vibrators. Hand cuffs, floggers, and realistic dicks. I want them all. As some of you know, my partner works at a sex shop. Two of them, actually. Today he surprised me and aquired the very first...
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Dec 24th
This Christmas sweater makes my nipples itchy. Bahumbug.
Dec 24th
Moving to Charlotte in less than a month. Awwww yeaaaah.
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Today is a get your car stuck in the mud in your boss’s trailer park kind of day. Happy hump day. Who’s celebrating?
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Dec 18th
You know your coworkers are obnoxiously southern when the company christmas party is at fucking Golden Corral.
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“So, I hear you have vagina termites.”
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I google searched “clitterdick” and google suggested Lady Gaga as a related search. They have so much in common, obviously.
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Thumbs up to Macy’s for firing employee who pulled... →
iragray: The links also contain cissexist language.  Macy’s recently fired employee, Natalie Johnson, had refused to let a transgender customer use the women’s dressing room stating her Christian beliefs prevents it. She reportedly said the trans woman was a man in make-up wearing women’s clothes. Her manager told her she needed to comply with Macy’s policy to allow trans people to use either...
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